It's Pj time

Thought u all might have got bored by now making a sense out of my idiosyncrasies, i thought why not give u some refresher ( read : "why always me" ), so started this new section of PJ ( call it poor, plebeian, pathetic, passable, parodic.....cant rem any more p's jokes ) dedicated to my dear friends sachin and abhiram and their bond called ASPA....
Here goes the first one :

A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" "No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The Sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?" "No.", replied the Managing Director. "Good!", replied the Sardarji and put the phone down!

Fell free to post your versions....